Alice's Evidence
`Here!' cried Alice, quite forgetting in the flurry
of the
moment how large she had grown in the last few minutes,
and she
jumped up in such a hurry that she tipped over the jury-box
with
the edge of her skirt, upsetting all the jurymen on to
the heads
of the crowd below, and there they lay sprawling about,
reminding
her very much of a globe of goldfish she had accidentally
upset
the week before.
`Oh, I BEG your pardon!' she exclaimed in a tone
of great
dismay, and began picking them up again as quickly as
she could,
for the accident of the goldfish kept running in her
head, and
she had a vague sort of idea that they must be collected
at once
and put back into the jury-box, or they would die.
`The trial cannot proceed,' said the King in a
very grave
voice, `until all the jurymen are back in their proper
places--
ALL,' he repeated with great emphasis, looking hard at
Alice as
he said do.
Alice looked at the jury-box, and saw that, in
her haste, she
had put the Lizard in head downwards, and the poor little
thing
was waving its tail about in a melancholy way, being
quite unable
to move. She soon got it out again, and put it
right; `not that
it signifies much,' she said to herself; `I should think
it
would be QUITE as much use in the trial one way up as
the other.'
As soon as the jury had a little recovered from
the shock of
being upset, and their slates and pencils had been found
and
handed back to them, they set to work very diligently
to write
out a history of the accident, all except the Lizard,
who seemed
too much overcome to do anything but sit with its mouth
open,
gazing up into the roof of the court.
`What do you know about this business?' the King
said to
Alice.
`Nothing,' said Alice.
`Nothing WHATEVER?' persisted the King.
`Nothing whatever,' said Alice.
`That's very important,' the King said, turning
to the jury.
They were just beginning to write this down on their
slates, when
the White Rabbit interrupted: `UNimportant, your
Majesty means,
of course,' he said in a very respectful tone, but frowning
and
making faces at him as he spoke.
`UNimportant, of course, I meant,' the King hastily
said, and
went on to himself in an undertone, `important--unimportant--
unimportant--important--' as if he were trying which
word
sounded best.
Some of the jury wrote it down `important,' and
some
`unimportant.' Alice could see this, as she was
near enough to
look over their slates; `but it doesn't matter a bit,'
she
thought to herself.
At this moment the King, who had been for some
time busily
writing in his note-book, cackled out `Silence!' and
read out
from his book, `Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE
THAN A MILE
HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
Everybody looked at Alice.
`I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
`You are,' said the King.
`Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
`Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice:
`besides,
that's not a regular rule: you invented it just
now.'
`It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
`Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.
The King turned pale, and shut his note-book hastily.
`Consider your verdict,' he said to the jury, in a low,
trembling
voice.
`There's more evidence to come yet, please your
Majesty,' said
the White Rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry; `this
paper has
just been picked up.'
`What's in it?' said the Queen.
`I haven't opened it yet,' said the White Rabbit,
`but it seems
to be a letter, written by the prisoner to--to somebody.'
`It must have been that,' said the King, `unless
it was
written to nobody, which isn't usual, you know.'
`Who is it directed to?' said one of the jurymen.
`It isn't directed at all,' said the White Rabbit;
`in fact,
there's nothing written on the OUTSIDE.' He unfolded
the paper
as he spoke, and added `It isn't a letter, after all:
it's a set
of verses.'
`Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?' asked
another of
they jurymen.
`No, they're not,' said the White Rabbit, `and
that's the
queerest thing about it.' (The jury all looked
puzzled.)
`He must have imitated somebody else's hand,' said
the King.
(The jury all brightened up again.)
`Please your Majesty,' said the Knave, `I didn't
write it, and
they can't prove I did: there's no name signed
at the end.'
`If you didn't sign it,' said the King, `that only
makes the
matter worse. You MUST have meant some mischief,
or else you'd
have signed your name like an honest man.'
There was a general clapping of hands at this:
it was the
first really clever thing the King had said that day.
`That PROVES his guilt,' said the Queen.
`It proves nothing of the sort!' said Alice.
`Why, you don't
even know what they're about!'
`Read them,' said the King.
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. `Where
shall I begin,
please your Majesty?' he asked.
`Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely,
`and go on
till you come to the end: then stop.'
These were the verses the White Rabbit read:--
`They told
me you had been to her,
And mentioned me to him:
She gave me
a good character,
But said I could not swim.
He sent them
word I had not gone
(We know it to be true):
If she should
push the matter on,
What would become of you?
I gave her
one, they gave him two,
You gave us three or more;
They all returned
from him to you,
Though they were mine before.
If I or she
should chance to be
Involved in this affair,
He trusts
to you to set them free,
Exactly as we were.
My notion was
that you had been
(Before she had this fit)
An obstacle
that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it.
Don't let him
know she liked them best,
For this must ever be
A secret,
kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me.'
`That's the most important piece of evidence we've
heard yet,'
said the King, rubbing his hands; `so now let the jury--'
`If any one of them can explain it,' said Alice,
(she had
grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn't
a bit
afraid of interrupting him,) `I'll give him sixpence.
_I_ don't
believe there's an atom of meaning in it.'
The jury all wrote down on their slates, `SHE doesn't
believe
there's an atom of meaning in it,' but none of them attempted
to
explain the paper.
`If there's no meaning in it,' said the King, `that
saves a
world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find
any. And
yet I don't know,' he went on, spreading out the verses
on his
knee, and looking at them with one eye; `I seem to see
some
meaning in them, after all. "--SAID I COULD NOT
SWIM--" you
can't swim, can you?' he added, turning to the Knave.
The Knave shook his head sadly. `Do I look
like it?' he said.
(Which he certainly did NOT, being made entirely of cardboard.)
`All right, so far,' said the King, and he went
on muttering
over the verses to himself: `"WE KNOW IT TO BE
TRUE--" that's
the jury, of course-- "I GAVE HER ONE, THEY GAVE HIM
TWO--" why,
that must be what he did with the tarts, you know--'
`But, it goes on "THEY ALL RETURNED FROM HIM TO
YOU,"' said
Alice.
`Why, there they are!' said the King triumphantly,
pointing to
the tarts on the table. `Nothing can be clearer
than THAT.
Then again--"BEFORE SHE HAD THIS FIT--" you never
had fits, my
dear, I think?' he said to the Queen.
`Never!' said the Queen furiously, throwing an
inkstand at the
Lizard as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill
had left off
writing on his slate with one finger, as he found it
made no
mark; but he now hastily began again, using the ink,
that was
trickling down his face, as long as it lasted.)
`Then the words don't FIT you,' said the King,
looking round
the court with a smile. There was a dead silence.
`It's a pun!' the King added in an offended tone,
and
everybody laughed, `Let the jury consider their verdict,'
the
King said, for about the twentieth time that day.
`No, no!' said the Queen. `Sentence first--verdict afterwards.'
`Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly.
`The idea of having
the sentence first!'
`Hold your tongue!' said the Queen, turning purple.
`I won't!' said Alice.
`Off with her head!' the Queen shouted at the top
of her voice.
Nobody moved.
`Who cares for you?' said Alice, (she had grown
to her full
size by this time.) `You're nothing but a pack
of cards!'
At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and
came flying
down upon her: she gave a little scream, half of
fright and half
of anger, and tried to beat them off, and found herself
lying on
the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who
was gently
brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down
from the
trees upon her face.
`Wake up, Alice dear!' said her sister; `Why, what
a long
sleep you've had!'
`Oh, I've had such a curious dream!' said Alice,
and she told
her sister, as well as she could remember them, all these
strange
Adventures of hers that you have just been reading about;
and
when she had finished, her sister kissed her, and said,
`It WAS a
curious dream, dear, certainly: but now run in
to your tea; it's
getting late.' So Alice got up and ran off, thinking
while she
ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream it had
been.
But her sister sat still just as she left her,
leaning her
head on her hand, watching the setting sun, and thinking
of
little Alice and all her wonderful Adventures, till she
too began
dreaming after a fashion, and this was her dream:--
First, she dreamed of little Alice herself, and
once again the
tiny hands were clasped upon her knee, and the bright
eager eyes
were looking up into hers--she could hear the very tones
of her
voice, and see that queer little toss of her head to
keep back
the wandering hair that WOULD always get into her eyes--and
still as she listened, or seemed to listen, the whole
place
around her became alive the strange creatures of her
little
sister's dream.
The long grass rustled at her feet as the White
Rabbit hurried
by--the frightened Mouse splashed his way through the
neighbouring pool--she could hear the rattle of the teacups
as
the March Hare and his friends shared their never-ending
meal,
and the shrill voice of the Queen ordering off her unfortunate
guests to execution--once more the pig-baby was sneezing
on the
Duchess's knee, while plates and dishes crashed around
it--once
more the shriek of the Gryphon, the squeaking of the
Lizard's
slate-pencil, and the choking of the suppressed guinea-pigs,
filled the air, mixed up with the distant sobs of the
miserable
Mock Turtle.
So she sat on, with closed eyes, and half believed
herself in
Wonderland, though she knew she had but to open them
again, and
all would change to dull reality--the grass would be
only
rustling in the wind, and the pool rippling to the waving
of the
reeds--the rattling teacups would change to tinkling
sheep-
bells, and the Queen's shrill cries to the voice of the
shepherd
boy--and the sneeze of the baby, the shriek of the Gryphon,
and
all thy other queer noises, would change (she knew) to
the
confused clamour of the busy farm-yard--while the lowing
of the
cattle in the distance would take the place of the Mock
Turtle's
heavy sobs.
Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little
sister of
hers would, in the after-time, be herself a grown woman;
and how
she would keep, through all her riper years, the simple
and
loving heart of her childhood: and how she would
gather about
her other little children, and make THEIR eyes bright
and eager
with many a strange tale, perhaps even with the dream
of
Wonderland of long ago: and how she would feel
with all their
simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple
joys,
remembering her own child-life, and the happy summer
days.
THE END